Cole Sprouse

As the 30-something unwed belligerent evil Sprouse twin, the sands of time and winds of fate have annually…

A glance, an almost imperceptible spike in serotonin, a fleeting moment of eye contact through the glass…

Another riveting installment of my southern schizo, gang stalk, where’s Waldo! This time in OKC! Nothing…

With the resurgence of interest in you lot collecting my visual data for some nefarious govt. purpose, I’ve…

With levels of hubris unseen since Odysseus cursed Poseidon, like a legless veteran bragging about a dodge…

Ahhh Mardi Gras, my favorite time in my favorite city. New Orleans is the beating heart of the United States…

Underneath the chittering din of horny dime square men with sculpted mustaches and enough jingling jewelry…

Shout out to the staff at the Eye Associates in Austin for pulling their signature team attack: Divine…

The L train subway goth is an elusive and mysterious cryptid that manifests in cars filled with too much…

You can tell by the wall art that this place serves a diabolical tomato soup, a life changing grilled…

In honor of our rapidly accelerating surveillance state, I figured- what better time to bring back my own…

The games the other way. Shout out to the @whitecapsfc for sporting us at the game. Two teams clashing in…

It may surprise you to know that my primary demographic is mothers. Yes, something about raising children on…

Hark, do you see? Underneath the bougainvillea? The amateur magician cosplayer seated behind his solo…

Target acquired. Engage. The nuclear family sat in the front two rows of my plane back to Vancouver. Brother…

Sometimes a duel writes itself. True assassins, the advanced duelist knows to conceal their presence and…

Some people have called me mean. A bully. A douchebag. Some pinterest psychologists have been polarized by…

Glasses? Check. Middle part? Check. Matching fits? Check. Acrylics on and ready to stab, this twin choo choo…

More interesting than “cole sits on picnic table throating sandwich long shot” is “cole sits on picnic table…

Since the creation of this account, the skeptical hordes of naysayers have risen from their takis covered…

This is an adult man. I have more to say about it but it seems unnecessary. #cameraduels #WhinanceBro

Yes. It’s time. For what you ask? A bit of necromancy. Some raising of the dead. A camera duels conjuration.…

A merry #ferry fuck you too. Always keep the weapon ready duelists, you never quite know when the pic…

Welcome to another riveting installment of the world is dark and grey and moral integrity is at an all time…