Carousel by Cole Sprouse
Cole Sprouse@camera_duels A glance, an almost imperceptible spike in serotonin, a fleeting moment of eye contact through the glass portals that separate the peaceful diners of dimes square from the jort covered legs and midnight cowboy boots of the local fashion forward fuck ass bobs and Ed hardy boys who can’t resist to tell you how much they ~love~ cunnilingus. Is this a meet-cute? No, this is a camera duel. There is something exciting about having a video of the duel. Now all you incurable skeptics can see the moments after it takes place and affirm my chittering paranoia. The slack jawed recognition and sudden despair-yes maam, you’re going on the internet. There is something timid and humble about a wave post getting caught. A guilty dog smiling. After-care. There is no crystalline partition that can subdue the stream of pure chaotic energy emitted by someone engaging in a camera duel. I’d like to think it’s some kind of quantum dilemma where the cat is both alive and dead depending on if it is observed. That when my back is turned the duel is not actually happening, and only when I turn around again, does the camera raise itself into place like some cosmically humorous god particle. If a fuqboi falls in the forest and no one is around, does he even use the therapy language? Guess we’ll never know. The three martini lunch they were having is likely a contributor to the boldness of the duel, but at least the gals came away with a new story to recollect the next time they sit down to get hammered at noon. There is something secretly republican about a 3 martini lunch, like a weekend of golf or arcteryx. Don’t ask me why, it’s something I’m still workshopping…but it just makes sense up here. And just when I think my brain is finally cataloguing everything in its right place, another duel occurs to maintain chaotic balance. To the three martinis at the table, olive juice. #cameraduels
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@mad_elyyyn Cole one day we will duel and I swear to god I will win.
@ninabbean You need to get a pair of those glasses, always ready. 👏😂
@mesomorbin “When my back is turned the duel 🤺 is not happening” ahahahha too much fire to quote
@howtobenaeeda Wait we look like twins
@herberts_mom Hello. New fave account. 👏
@mackkenna1 Your writing is impeccable!!! Not to mention 😆 hilarious. Have you ever thought about writing a book?
@brooklynbbrooklyn 🔥🔥🔥😂
@kalaomitbonatelli 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aj_p872 The fact that she didn’t want the camera on her in the end but it was ok for her to take pics of random ppl (famous or not) w/o their permission?
@mari.ancruzmoreno 😂😂
@katiesunshine45 I love the novel in the captions
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@cellyvisionz Dm me it won't let me send one
@rebeca11195_ 🤣😁
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@samirdushna Cunnilingus? 👅😂