Carousel by Cole Sprouse
Target acquired. Engage. The nuclear family sat in the front two rows of my plane back to Vancouver. Brother and sister clad in fresh, matching, baby blue Mickey Mouse sweaters, my first warning sign. The human equivalent of poison dart frogs, fresh mouse merch always gets my survival mode cranked. My personal pain body. Once I smelled the four recent tickets to Disney land and I knew to unholster my happiest pistol on earth. A pro tip to the stealthy duelists: don’t google image my name before deciding to pursue discretion. Our duelist in question pursued a “wide angle, discrete video” approach. This technique allows the duelist to pull still images from a phone that otherwise appears to be at rest. But I know better. #theywereactuallyverynice #askedforaphotoafterward #cameraduels
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@miamaiya5 That camera is clearly pointed at you feet bro, hide those dawgs
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@elliexczyr_ omg 😭
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@meldyumm Wow. I mean...howww????😂😂😂 What a perfect shot
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