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The HOAi

@thehoa.i

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HOA meetings you wish weren’t real. Satire rooted suspiciously close to real HOA life. The Board reviewed your concerns. Represented by @gershagency

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Video by The HOAi on November 08, 2025.PinnedVideo

HOAi Theme Song: Satiric Recreations From Homeowner Association Meetings across America. #hoa #hoahumor #ai…

Video by The HOAi on December 02, 2025.PinnedVideo

If you’re new here — welcome to the HOAi. Real me, real duck, real neighbors… and now apparently cartoon…

Photo by The HOAi on September 25, 2026. May be an image of text.

The HOA supports earning a living. It just asks that you park the evidence elsewhere. #HOA #HOALife…

Photo by The HOAi on September 22, 2026. May be an image of screen, camera and text.

The HOA board calls its new security cameras a resident outreach tool. Their first assignment: identify…

Video by The HOAi on September 21, 2026. May be an image of magazine, poster, office and text.Video

HOA open forum update: Linda would like the record to reflect that her Nextdoor suspension was a completely…

Video by The HOAi on September 20, 2026. May be an image of one or more people and text that says 'AURA BEIGE BATT DEDUCTION INCIDENT How cringe. The HOAi'.Video

Our HOA president confronted teens in the gazebo after dusk and lost 16,000 aura points in under a minute.…

Video by The HOAi on September 17, 2026. May be an image of meat and text that says 'The Overnight Brisket ...and that's all there is to say about aboutscenteddryersheets. scented dryer sheets. The HOAi'.Video

HOA meeting update: The Board supports barbecue. We do not support waking up pre-seasoned. #HOA #Brisket…

Photo by The HOAi on September 16, 2026. May be an image of deer and text that says '@theHOA.i HOA REMOVES DEER CROSSING SIGN AFTER RESIDENTS REPORT SEEING DEER Board says sign may be encouraging activity. The HOAi'.

HOA wildlife management update: the deer crossing sign has been removed. The Board will now monitor whether…

Video by The HOAi on September 14, 2026. May be an image of bear, poster, signboard and text that says 'NEW BEAR CROSSING SIGNS Move the sign down to the traffic light. The HOAi'.Video

HOA meeting update: the Bear Crossing signs were installed as a warning, not an invitation. A resident has…

Video by The HOAi on September 11, 2026. May be an image of sprinkler, office and text that says '@theHOA.i SPRINKLER SUPERVISION and now now you got other dads doing otherdadsdoingit. it.'.Video

HOA meeting update: checking the sprinklers is permitted. Reporting for duty is not. Dale’s morning routine…

Photo by The HOAi on September 09, 2026. May be an image of text that says '田品用 @theHOA.i HOA ASKS MAN WATCHING SPRINKLERS To CLARIFY HIS ROLE Board says watering appears to continue in his absence. TheHOAi The'.

HOA asks man watching sprinklers to clarify his role after watering appears to continue normally during his…

Video by The HOAi on September 08, 2026. May be a meme of one or more people and text that says 'HOA OPEN FORUM LANDSCAPING The HOAi'.Video

HOA open forum took a brief detour into the landscaping contract. She just wants to know what exactly…

A navy-and-white Bendover Homeowners Association patrol cart and an older silver Chrysler convertible are parked beside each other in a sunny, palm-lined residential driveway. Below the photo, the headline reads: “HOA takes Labor Day off, trusts residents to fine themselves.” The bronze italic subhead reads: “Board says residents know what they did.” A small HOAi logo appears at the bottom.

HOA fines are self-service this Labor Day. Please apply the same standards you demanded for your neighbors.…

Empty HOA guest parking and patrol cart. Headline: guest parking suspended due to expected guests.

The HOA fully supports guests for the three-day weekend. It simply opposes accommodating them. #HOA…

Video by The HOAi on September 03, 2026. May be an image of chicken and text that says 'CORN IS A GATEWAY ΤΟ আল CHICKENS The HOAi'.Video

Our HOA said corn was a gateway to chickens. The basil skipped protocol. Architectural Review or Animal…

Video by The HOAi on September 02, 2026. May be an image of softball and text that says 'PICKLEBALL NOISE ISN'T T CONSTANT The HOAi'.Video

HOA Board clarification on pickleball noise: repeated does not mean constant. If you can hear the pickleball…

Four adults play pickleball on a repurposed tennis court in a manicured Southern California HOA neighborhood while a landscaper uses a leaf blower behind them. Headline reads: “HOA limits pickleball to hours when neighbors are already annoyed.” Subhead: “Board says overlapping nuisances improve efficiency.”

The HOA has solved pickleball noise by scheduling it alongside everything else residents were already…

Video by The HOAi on August 31, 2026. May be an image of text that says 'WEDID DID WE B&L NOT GO OVER BUD BUDGET. The HOAi'.Video

HOA Board clarification: the project is not over budget. The Board has simply approved an additional $1,800…

A woman points toward a neighbor’s trash bins while standing with a man holding coffee on a pristine Southern California HOA street. Headline reads: “91% of HOA residents support strict enforcement of rules that apply to other people.” Subhead reads: “Support drops sharply when a violation notice reaches their own mailbox.”

The HOA data is in. Strict enforcement remains extremely popular in other people’s yards. #HOA…

Video by The HOAi on August 27, 2026. May be an image of text that says 'SQUIRREL PEANUT PROBLEM RECREATIONAL OUTDOOR NUT DISTRIBUTION IS SUSPENDED The ΗΘΑ,'.Video

HOA OPEN FORUM: The squirrel peanut problem is officially past anecdotal. 🥜 At what point does feeding…

Three school-spirit yard signs stand on the lawn of a manicured Southern California HOA neighborhood, including signs for Oak Ridge, Willow Creek Middle School, and a proud parent of a fifth grader. The HOAi headline reads: “HOA limits school spirit to one sign per household.” Subhead: “Board says excessive pride may alter neighborhood character.”

The HOA supports school spirit. It just asks families to keep it to one yard sign per household. Additional…

Video by The HOAi on August 25, 2026. May be an image of door and text.Video

HOA open forum: Jennifer maintains this is a home bakery. The Board has reviewed the DoorDash drivers, the…

Video by The HOAi on August 24, 2026. May be a meme of one or more people and text.Video

HOA board meeting open forum: Brenda has raised a formal concern regarding Dale’s daily Speedo trip to the…

Photo by The HOAi on August 22, 2026. May be an image of swimming and text that says '@theHOA.i HOA BANS SPEEDOS AT COMMUNITY POOL Board says front-yard use remains technically permitted but "strongly discouraged, especially 'storgdisang-corecili while gardening. The HOAi'.

The HOA has solved the Speedo problem at the community pool. Front-yard use remains technically legal. #HOA…

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