Tetyana Denford

❌STOP❌ If you’re consuming social media, what are these influencers influencing you to do, and how are they…

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Actually, you’re ✨amazing✨ because you’re 50% a deadly banana 💁🏻‍♀️ ❌ www.nobodycares.us

Not even 👑Queen Cleopatra can save these men. And honestly, she doesn’t care either.💁🏻‍♀️❌…

We’ve stopped learning and experimenting about our lives, because we’re being told that we need a five step…

Be more Alice. Smoke on the roof. Hiss at misogynists. Tired of toxic fake feminism on the Internet? Me too!…

I think that woman has been smelling urine and burning matches too long and it’s corroded her brain. Tired…

This guy looks super angry and emotional, anybody have any crystals and voodoo that might help? 🔮😏❌ anyone…

Honestly, I would even love just 10 minutes of uninterrupted time so I could remember to wash my hair.…

We deserve better. We can demand better. We can teach ourselves to learn more about who we are. So we just…

The only planet I want to colonize is one that’s entirely filled with Muppets so that we could all hang out…

I love you. May all our legacies be about love. Because we need to care more about the things that really…

Men get so emotional! They should try cheerleading instead! I bet FDRs pom-poms were very glittery and…

The biggest flex isn’t how much money you have, how many holidays you go on, how young you look, how skinny…

So, if one horse produces the power of 24 horses, does that mean he never feels lonely? www.nobodycares.us…

Women don’t need Dr Birdman here to tell us how we can make our noses more attractive. We are perfect just…

Australia is like a science fiction planet filled with weird and dangerous things and also some of the…

A pizza will always be a pizza for me, even if I rolled it up, deep fried it, and put icing on it. what…

I honestly think a bag of dried mango, some M&Ms, and a pastrami sandwich would be really great for the…

Nancy Wake hated Nazis as much as she hated doing laundry. Legend. 💁🏻‍♀️❌ Hat: @imogeneandwillie…

The best kind of beauty is when you realize that your energy is too precious to give away to everyone; save…

What’s your gangster name? I bet this guy would be No Shirt Hair Growth Serum tired of the noise on here?…

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The Mariana Trench still isn’t deep enough to put some people 🫩❌ (and apparently the size of the ball is a…