Brad

Efficiency with a hint of aggression. Respectably. #newengland #southern #humor

Tastes exactly how you’d imagine unfortunately #fitness #protein #humor #funny

I used a perfectly normal southern phrase today and watched a man reboot like a Windows 98 computer (nothing…

Every season in New England introduces me to a weather event I’ve never seen, heard of, or emotionally…

Cape Cod is the only place where arriving somehow means you still have an hour left. #newengland #southerner…

My current ACOTAR opinions are confident, uninformed, and probably going to age horribly. Especially…

Rhode Island is the only place where “Where are you from?” feels like the beginning of a background check.…

Names have been changed to protect the innocent 😂 This episode isn’t about making fun of anyone I met in…

Every New England state has a VERY different interpretation of “not that bad.” #newengland #hiking…

I’m very social right up until my brain clocks out without telling me. #socialbattery #comedy #humor…

Nothing in a New England house is ever just a room. It used to be a porch, a kitchen, a pantry, and possibly…

All available brainpower has been allocated to crime and curiosity. Everything else is running on battery…

One eyebrow raise can contain an irresponsible amount of information. If you’ve never had a full…

Every New England town has a place that “used to be good.” There will be names. There will be allegations.…

There was a point in my life when I think most people had accepted that I wasn’t going to make it. And I…

As a baby New Englander, I have no authority in New England family matters. I’m simply documenting what I…

Nothing makes me happier than knowing some of you now encounter something ridiculous in the wild and think…

The context clues were fighting for their lives. #humor #storytime #newengland #creator

Rhode Island doesn’t measure distance in miles. It measures it in traffic, exits missed, construction, and…

Turns out Purgatory is lovely. Beautiful scenery, great hike, and just enough disappearing trail markers to…

Rock bottom was the moment I finally stopped believing I could save myself my way. I had been given chance…

I have so much respect for New England hikers because apparently none of you require oxygen. You’ll casually…

I finally found a region where saying something completely insane with a straight face is considered…

Part 2 because my wife said I "didn’t even tell them all the names." Ma’am, there are FOUR CATS and…