Jacob Chattman & the Borzois of Mantis Manor

“I’m shaking.”Ì̷̤͑s̴͈͆̾ ̷̼͌͜t̸̡̛͋h̷͚̊̈́ḯ̸͔̇s̸̘̉ ̵̤̤̔r̸̗̔͜ê̸̢a̶̱̾l̶̆͜,̵̫̍c̶͍̀́ḧ̵̛̦́ä̶̩́t̴͈̀!̶̫̂̀?̴̘͑̚ LORD…

We got a new bed for Vladimir. He’s old and spends a great deal of time in 2-dimensional mode. One thing I…

MY FAVORITE BALANCES (in no particular order) Now that @instagram allows 20 photos on a carousel (it took me…

If im the only one this happens to, this video will make absolutely no sense 😅 #doglife #borzoi #dogs #dogdad

Can anyone confirm if this is true? #chile #dogs #borzoi #meme

I’m having fun making borzoi shirts. This design started with a doodle by @ironwolf6464.zoi , then…

I̷̧̢̜͉̰̭̖͎̘̔͗̄͐̎̐͒̓̓̋͆̓̈́̕͘͜ ̷̺͚̩͉͕͎͉̥̣̺̟͔̟̣͗̽͋̄̒̿͐́͑́̿̚̚̕M̶̛̜̟̉̈̂Ḁ̵͍͕̗͈̗̠̻͍̙̽͝ͅͅD̸̯̥̅́̽͐́̏̀̅͐̚͠͝E̴̩̘̝͙̹̽͋̋̅̿…

EPIC BALANCES from the last 6 months. May this bring peace and justice to your existence. #borzoi #doglife…

Have you ever done the derrière dangle? #borzoi #doglife #cute #bigdog #dangle

Don’t ever pull the forbidden tab. I know it’s pink and slimy. I know it feels like the take-a-number ticket…

Did you flinch? #borzoi #doglife #dogs #cute #snoot

Here are some egregious mini pumpkin pictures to help you transition from summer to fall on this fine…

After making the collie emoji set, I had to give the @esperborzoi its own. One set for the cultured borzoi.…

A definite right of passage as a dog owner, very proud father #borzoi #doglife #dogdad #dadlife

The behavior is very borzoi #borzoi #doglife #dogs #why

I think my favorite borzoi photo angle is either pic 1, where they look like a an incorporeal floating head…

All natural DOGZAC, available wherever dog bags are sold - hey, it might not be clinically proven but the…

MEME THURSDAY (I thought it was Friday, boy am I unhappy) #borzoi #dogs #doglife #meme

Is it really here!? #borzoi #fall #dogs #doglife #pumpkin

DRUNGO THE DESTRUCTOR ate a Class K planet for breakfast and seasoned it with the accretion disc of a nearby…

We had some insane rain yesterday and Ora was angry that her sunning spot was soppy. The look of judgment…

They’re trying to kill me #borzoi #doglife #dogs

Been messing around with this new DLSS5. It works great. It’s just highly inconsistent. You can see it…

Snoot maintenance is a full time job #borzoi #doglife #fitness #dogs