Emily Crane

It’s a collection of essays where each chapter talks about a different topic: Loneliness Sex Regrets Pain…

You know how water doesn’t hydrate you unless it has electrolytes in? Oh shut the fuck up. Because I’ve been…

“Your twenties are the best time of your life. In 20 years you would give ANYTHING to go back to now, so…

Imagine if you could go back in time and save JFK. Who gives a fuck? Say I could travel back in time Im not…

The actual point of this video… Is this ad: I loved the book too much. I DEVOURED it, and as such, its coat…

I wanted to be a writer so I wrote. Then it added up to a book. I sent it to publishers. @hodderbooks (who…

I’m so good at Phone. “Get outside” they say. “Get people-ing” I would say instead. #phoneaddiction…

I’m a big girl. In fact, I’m a whole mahoosive woman. ad So why am I scared of: Cheese? Have you guys read…

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! (Ad!) I did a HARD THING. I did a thing I did not think I could do. I went to uni…

Small talk is a sign of stupidity. Oh stfu. What you wanna talk about God? Is there even a god? What does…

« Motherhood, to me, would feel like a garment cut for someone else. » And other quotes from my book: In…

I’ve been asked quite a few times: how do you read? Bro. What do you MEAN how do you read?!? I know it’s…

Omg did you see what they found in chicken nuggets? ad SOD THAT. I went veggie. He went @katkin.club Ah!…

I AM READING MY OWN AUDIOBOOK!!! You can pre-order it through the link in my bio :) This is the most…

YOU CANNOT AVOID GETTING OLD AND ALSO LIVE A LONG LIFE. TO LIVE A LONG LIFE…. You must get old. Those whose…

“I look homeless today…” ad No I don’t. You can’t look homeless. Same way you ARE not homeless. you’re…

Stephen King and I are…. Basically unrelated in all possible ways. HOWEVER!! We share the same publisher!!…

Home is where the heart is. Ad STFU. No it’s not? The heart doesn’t pay rent! Although A home isn’t just…

The book is called Factfulness by Hans Rosling 🫵 The world has gotten so much better. In fact, it is at its…

« How do you make your videos? » ad (I’ve made some notes) 1. OPEN YOUR EYES GODDAMIT. The phone is boring.…

SORRY TO KEEP POSTING ABOUT MY BOOK… It’s just the most exciting thing to ever happen to me in my entire…

“If you don’t have kids you’re gonna die alone” Shut the fuck up. What are you on about? Dying isn’t a group…

We couldn’t be prouder of our literary queen @emilyrosecharlotte on announcing her first book ‘In Search Of…

If you are against abortions, Think pigeons are pests, Get on GREAT with everyone in your family, Had lots…