Chrissy Allen

And that’s just for the single image digital download 🫠

40 looks good...but clear vision helps 😉 Being a VSP member for over 15 years has allowed me to have…

Why do they silently FaceTime 24/7 😵‍💫

Happy #earthwindandfire day to all who celebrate!

Why are we like this 🫠

It’s the knee crack for me 💀

Maybe 2027

Meanwhile my awkward ass was fighting for my life in middle school 😭😅

This generation will never know the satisfaction of slamming a flip phone shut 🤣

Melting in SoCal right now 🫠

My kids: “sure grandma let’s get you to bed” 🤣

We tired

And my battery down to 20% by lunch time 😤

Tryna pop bottles not tires 😭

#OlayPartner Cannot believe the number of nights I went to bed without taking off my makeup or doing any…

Like clockwork

we are not ok 🫠

I think I took one trip to Bed Bath and Beyond and called it a day 🤣

I completely lose the ability to multi-task when the audiobook starts getting serious 🤣

Then looking at my kids like “be kind and have a great day” 🤭

And it was recorded off the TV so all the commercials were part of it 🤣

Why do I feel like I’m intruding in my own house 😅

Gossip be pipin hot! 🍵🤣

Adulthood may kinda suck, but Britney still hits! If pre-teen us found out adult sleepovers involve…